



HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR LOHHHH ♥
YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD
YOU'RE THE MOST AWESOME DAD IN THE WHOLE WORLD
I was out with Char and Cara at Orchard yesterday!
And... I got this for Mummy :)
I was too lazy to take a picture with my mummy so I posted a picture of her at her most relaxed self.

So I went over to their house and had dinner!
Particularly because I was so bored at home and in need of some company.
Da-sao, Jia Hui and Jia Yun made Tiramisu the day before and guess what.
I sank my teeth into that mushy delight!



I saw myself in it too, singing in the graduation choir.
Too bad we couldn't watch the graduation skit I was in.
I was the main lead and I was the frog.
And I pulled my undies on stage. It was hilarious. My parents were so embarrassed.
Hahaha. The first two pictures feature Miss Loh Jia Yun and the third one features Jia Hui!
They also gave me Pepper and Salt shakers from a wedding, because I missed it.
Then we spent the night watching our baby videos.
There was one which was Pa's birthday and he was feeding Jia Hui mango cake.
Oh goodness the way Jia's cheeks moved up and down... *SQUEALS*
A-D-O-R-A-H-B-L-E
And when Da-Sao told her to show her Baby Rabbit.
Baby Jia Hui actually squealed and laughed when she picked up 'Baby Bear'.
I can only remember crooning over Yun's baby pictures, I didn't remember the videos we watched of her :/
Then there was me! People tried to make me laugh but I just sat there staring with my sparkling eyes (HAHAHA) and thumb in my mouth.
The maid who took care of me as a baby was SO ROUGH.
She tried to make me laugh by pushing my cheek with her finger and I just lay there looking somewhere else.
I must have been thinking "The next time she does that again, I'm gonna pee on her when she carries me later."
Yeaaah it was heartwarming watching all the videos.
Kelvin says I looked demonic when I was younger. BLEAH
Oh and my baby hair was a mohawk.
Hell yeah ROCK ON babies, we're the future generation of rock&roll!
Later we did this very retarded video of Love Story.
Where Jia Yun sang 'Romeo' as 'Ro-o-mi' because she stumbled on her words.
And Jia came cartwheel-ing in and she said 'STAY AWAY FROM JULIET'.
I was a very gay Juliet with an Indian accent.
After that we couldn't stop laughing after we watched the video and...
We watched 13 GOING ON 30 starring Jennifer Garner.
I loved it, every single bit of it.
I swear I had fairy dust sprinkled on my dreams as I was sleeping.
So this morning I woke up.
Washed up.
Came online.
Heard screams.
Dad fell into the drain while climbing up to spray some insecticide.
Ah not a funny sight.
He didn't wanna go to the doctor and my mummy told me to 'go away'.
All because I told her not to use the saline solution that was the same age as me.
That just proves that she goes haywire in situations like these.
And she uses whatever to clean wounds, even shit.
Damn annoying.
BUT LAST NIGHT ROCKED SO I DON'T CARE IF SHE SAYS I'M A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING B'COS ONE DAY I'LL BE A FREELANCE ARTIST PAINTING PORTRAITS OF HER RED FACE. HMMPH.
And these potrraits shall sell.
